The Date from Hell (Part 1)

I once went on a date that spiralled out of control and ended up in a chase sequence, hiding behind Bournemouth’s Imax Cinema. Read on to find out how the hell this happened.

Rupert…. the Goth?

I used to be a goth – proof inside. Oi, quit judging me!
This adventure to Camden Market led to me coming back home thinking that I was the Man.
I still am right.
Right?