From Swansea With Love (Part 2)

I’m head over heel in love! She lives 400 miles away!
What can go wrong?

…A Lot.


The Embarrassing Bedroom Story

This story is about the awkward time,
that followed when we stumbled back to mine. Warning: Involves lots of rhyme.

I got catfished.

My gay friend pretended to be a cute brunette receptionist. His goal was to find out some intimate details about me… did it work?